1 00:00:19,874 --> 00:00:22,118 Still says two minutes. 2 00:00:22,195 --> 00:00:23,317 Just gotta wait. 3 00:00:45,327 --> 00:00:48,923 Oh! He's kissing me in public. 4 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:51,561 Stop this smoking shit. 5 00:00:51,647 --> 00:00:53,181 If this is what I get for a smoking addiction, 6 00:00:53,201 --> 00:00:54,342 maybe I should tell him about the coca... 7 00:00:54,361 --> 00:00:55,445 - No. - Okay. Okay. 8 00:01:02,475 --> 00:01:05,074 Every guy, they just want to fuck. 9 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:06,790 Mm, not Simon. 10 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,305 I tried that. I was very drunk. 11 00:01:08,392 --> 00:01:10,502 He shoved me over on the floor and ran outside the flat. 12 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:12,142 Huh. Wise friend. 13 00:01:12,228 --> 00:01:14,702 Oh, it's round the corner. 14 00:01:15,939 --> 00:01:18,174 Every time you come, you bring so much shit. 15 00:01:21,099 --> 00:01:23,209 Hello, Marco, it's Arabella. 16 00:01:23,295 --> 00:01:26,374 February, I'm busy. March, I have some time. 17 00:01:26,451 --> 00:01:29,011 - You gonna come to London? - No, London is shit. 18 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:30,402 No sand, no beach. 19 00:01:30,488 --> 00:01:31,562 In March, you come. 20 00:01:31,649 --> 00:01:34,123 They... they fly me here because they think I'm working. 21 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,619 Just show them what you've done so far. 22 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,652 So what I'm saying is, what does that actually look like 23 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:38,956 when all I've done here 24 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:40,558 is eat four-cheese pizza and a dick? 25 00:01:42,198 --> 00:01:43,790 You need to chill out with the bags. 26 00:01:44,548 --> 00:01:45,986 They might not let me come back. 27 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:48,547 - So? - So... 28 00:01:49,429 --> 00:01:50,781 Are you gonna miss me? 29 00:01:50,868 --> 00:01:52,460 I don't like this sort of conversation. 30 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,061 Doesn't have to be a conversation. 31 00:01:54,138 --> 00:01:55,836 Are you gonna miss me, are we boyfriend and girlfriend? 32 00:01:55,864 --> 00:01:57,936 Could just say yes, it wouldn't be a conversation. 33 00:02:05,608 --> 00:02:06,654 Ciao, bella. 34 00:02:07,325 --> 00:02:09,051 So, we'll talk? 35 00:02:09,368 --> 00:02:10,365 Okay. 36 00:02:11,727 --> 00:02:12,801 When? 37 00:02:12,887 --> 00:02:15,362 Don't know... when. 38 00:02:15,438 --> 00:02:17,241 When I'm ready to call you, I call. 39 00:02:19,361 --> 00:02:20,358 Bye. 40 00:02:48,132 --> 00:02:49,849 Don't forget the sea, 41 00:02:49,925 --> 00:02:52,524 she's gonna be asking for when you come again. 42 00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:15,704 Yeah, so, um, 43 00:03:15,781 --> 00:03:17,143 how was Italy this time? 44 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:18,419 Um, productive? 45 00:03:18,495 --> 00:03:20,020 - So productive. - Good. 46 00:03:20,097 --> 00:03:21,670 - Welcome home. - Good, good. 47 00:03:21,699 --> 00:03:22,773 - Yeah. - Whoo! 48 00:03:22,849 --> 00:03:24,691 Good. And... and how you feeling about the draft? 49 00:03:25,295 --> 00:03:27,165 Good. Yeah, good. 50 00:03:27,251 --> 00:03:29,208 You're... you're finished? 51 00:03:29,764 --> 00:03:30,723 Pretty much, yeah. 52 00:03:30,761 --> 00:03:32,248 Uh, just some minor, minor revisions, 53 00:03:32,325 --> 00:03:33,687 and then I think we are good to go. 54 00:03:33,763 --> 00:03:36,842 Great. Well, uh, we've been speaking to Henny House. 55 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:39,479 Today's Thursday the 21st, 56 00:03:39,556 --> 00:03:42,318 um, and the deadline for submissions is... is... 57 00:03:42,395 --> 00:03:44,073 In four days. 58 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:46,586 So if you want to be in the mix for the summit... 59 00:03:46,672 --> 00:03:48,206 - That's very soon. - Yeah, well, 60 00:03:48,264 --> 00:03:49,683 you know, maybe not for a first draft. 61 00:03:49,702 --> 00:03:52,426 Um, and perhaps it's already in, you know, good enough shape. 62 00:03:52,503 --> 00:03:53,625 Why don't you ping it over, 63 00:03:53,702 --> 00:03:55,860 and I... I can get through it by end of play, and... 64 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,471 you know, send some thoughts. 65 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,581 I just got back, so I'm a bit jet-lagged, 66 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:00,693 but I can send it tomorrow. 67 00:04:00,731 --> 00:04:01,892 Hi, Arabella. 68 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:05,009 Francine! 69 00:04:05,095 --> 00:04:06,773 Hello. I didn't realize 70 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,730 there were three of us on the call. 71 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:11,569 - I, uh, I got your voice note. - I know you did, yeah. 72 00:04:11,645 --> 00:04:13,842 I was worried. Glad you're safe. 73 00:04:13,918 --> 00:04:15,884 Started watching Banged Up Abroad every weekend, 74 00:04:15,961 --> 00:04:17,419 didn't know where else to look for you. 75 00:04:17,476 --> 00:04:18,771 - Oh yeah? - I knew you were fine 76 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,353 once I came across your Instagram, 77 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,396 posting photos every day. 78 00:04:22,473 --> 00:04:25,551 Oh, yeah, okay, yeah, my private life. Sure. 79 00:04:25,628 --> 00:04:27,824 Did you see my emails? 80 00:04:27,911 --> 00:04:29,905 You know, I didn't go to Italy 81 00:04:29,982 --> 00:04:31,785 to be glued to my inbox, Francine, 82 00:04:31,862 --> 00:04:32,821 I went to write. 83 00:04:32,907 --> 00:04:34,538 - Arabella? - Yeah? 84 00:04:35,382 --> 00:04:36,657 We believe in you. 85 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,901 That's, you know, that's why we represent you. 86 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,970 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. 87 00:04:42,057 --> 00:04:44,732 Um, you know, Henny House are expecting, 88 00:04:44,809 --> 00:04:46,286 so if there's anything else we can do? 89 00:04:46,372 --> 00:04:48,223 No, I'm good, I'm good, just some minor revisions. 90 00:04:48,252 --> 00:04:51,800 Okay, great, well, um, can't... I can't wait to read. 91 00:04:51,887 --> 00:04:53,766 I might do an all-nighter in the office, 92 00:04:53,843 --> 00:04:56,596 just to go over it all, see what I need to... 93 00:04:56,682 --> 00:04:58,120 Oh no, well, look, it's available. 94 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:00,518 So, yeah, we could pop in with feedback. 95 00:05:00,595 --> 00:05:02,311 Um, I could clear the top of the day, 96 00:05:02,398 --> 00:05:04,076 say, um, 10:00 a.m.? 97 00:05:04,153 --> 00:05:06,349 - Ten. It's perfect. - Look, we'll need, um, 98 00:05:06,426 --> 00:05:07,912 three to four hours to read 99 00:05:07,989 --> 00:05:09,830 before we can have feedback, won't we? 100 00:05:09,907 --> 00:05:12,228 So, I mean, if we're meeting at ten 101 00:05:12,305 --> 00:05:15,143 and... and let's say we need four hours, uh... 102 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:17,503 Six a.m., you'll have it for 6:00 a.m., Julian. 103 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,726 That sounded like a warm welcome back. 104 00:05:27,812 --> 00:05:29,846 These people are so fucking weird. 105 00:05:29,922 --> 00:05:31,562 You'll be all right, you've done it before. 106 00:05:31,649 --> 00:05:33,365 It's all a bit different now, though. 107 00:05:33,442 --> 00:05:36,482 It's all big fancy business people involved, 108 00:05:36,559 --> 00:05:38,918 So now it's all a bit corporate, innit? 109 00:05:38,995 --> 00:05:41,718 - Did the first book for Twitter. - Well, who owns Twitter? 110 00:05:44,116 --> 00:05:46,629 - Big fancy business people. - So, what's the difference? 111 00:05:46,705 --> 00:05:48,863 There is no fucking difference, you're so deep. 112 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:50,590 C'mere! Missed you, mate. 113 00:05:50,666 --> 00:05:51,664 Yeah, you too. 114 00:05:53,179 --> 00:05:54,426 Surprise! 115 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:01,494 clashes with armed forces. 116 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:03,728 Forty-three people have been injured 117 00:06:03,815 --> 00:06:05,848 - as protests... - So what now? 118 00:06:05,934 --> 00:06:07,248 I keep thinking... 119 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,965 "One more orgasm, and I'll see the light 120 00:06:09,051 --> 00:06:10,768 and I'll piss off," but every time I go back, 121 00:06:10,845 --> 00:06:12,839 it's like I'm a little bit more obsessed. 122 00:06:12,926 --> 00:06:14,719 How many times have you gone there now? 123 00:06:14,805 --> 00:06:15,803 Three? Four? 124 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,114 Yeah, like a desperate ho, I know. 125 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,991 Practically asked him out before I left for the airport. 126 00:06:21,078 --> 00:06:22,593 What? 127 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:24,396 I've lost all decorum, babe, I told ya. 128 00:06:24,473 --> 00:06:27,225 You asked him out. What is wrong with you? 129 00:06:27,311 --> 00:06:28,625 Like, what am I even aiming for? 130 00:06:28,711 --> 00:06:30,869 Ugh. What did he say? 131 00:06:30,946 --> 00:06:33,622 No. 132 00:06:33,699 --> 00:06:35,981 So... dumb. 133 00:06:37,055 --> 00:06:38,897 Uh, I should go. 134 00:06:38,973 --> 00:06:40,335 Uh, where you going? 135 00:06:40,412 --> 00:06:43,011 I gotta finish my draft, innit? 136 00:06:43,097 --> 00:06:44,852 Uh, okay. 137 00:06:44,929 --> 00:06:48,209 Well, I've gotta prep anyway. I've got an audition tomorrow. 138 00:06:48,286 --> 00:06:49,398 Oh, cool. What for? 139 00:06:49,446 --> 00:06:52,208 Feminist beauty campaign. 140 00:06:52,285 --> 00:06:54,682 One-liner. Always a one-liner. 141 00:06:54,759 --> 00:06:57,003 Kill it, babe. Bye. Offskis. 142 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,518 Good luck! 143 00:06:58,595 --> 00:06:59,880 Yep! 144 00:06:59,957 --> 00:07:02,393 Bye... 145 00:07:04,273 --> 00:07:06,450 Deforesting rate higher than any other country in the world... 146 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:09,106 the west of Africa... 147 00:09:00,796 --> 00:09:02,551 - Hey, baby! - Hey, babe! 148 00:09:02,638 --> 00:09:05,074 How you doing? Oh, welcome home. 149 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:06,474 - Good to see you. - How you doing? 150 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:07,788 - Yeah. - Yeah? 151 00:09:15,776 --> 00:09:18,375 Yo! My G! 152 00:09:18,462 --> 00:09:20,696 - Welcome back! - Back in the bits. 153 00:09:20,773 --> 00:09:22,691 You can't be airing my calls, man. 154 00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:24,110 - I get anxiety. - Oh, come on. 155 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,492 You know the love don't fade. 156 00:09:25,568 --> 00:09:27,573 The love is real, you understand? 157 00:09:27,649 --> 00:09:28,906 Look, I know you're doing your thing, 158 00:09:28,925 --> 00:09:30,124 so I'm gonna keep it concise. 159 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:33,442 Tonight. You, me, Kat, and my cousin, 160 00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:36,444 the one who plays basketball and likes your pictures. 161 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,640 - Yeah, the American. - Yes, yes, yes. 162 00:09:38,717 --> 00:09:41,671 His last night in London, and he wants to see you. 163 00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:44,308 Yeah, sorry, G. I got work. 164 00:09:44,394 --> 00:09:46,111 Oh, don't do me like that, man. 165 00:09:46,188 --> 00:09:48,547 No, I mean I would, just to see Kat in a bar. 166 00:09:48,624 --> 00:09:50,590 Come on, I know you're looking for a motive. 167 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:52,479 - Nah, nah, nah, nah. - I know you're looking for it. 168 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:53,505 I'm, uh... 169 00:09:53,582 --> 00:09:54,905 It's Thursday, come on. 170 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,415 I have to hang up and do my work. 171 00:09:58,502 --> 00:10:00,151 - I'm gonna hang up. - Just hang up. Hang up. 172 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:02,213 It's Thursd... 173 00:10:02,338 --> 00:10:04,448 That guy, you know. That guy... 174 00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:06,049 Fucking hell, man. 175 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:07,565 I could call Natasha. 176 00:10:07,651 --> 00:10:09,809 It's a bit late notice, but she might be down, 177 00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:13,405 she likes a drink. She's everyone's type. Hmm? 178 00:10:14,719 --> 00:10:16,800 - Babe? - We're good. 179 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,104 I'm not wasting my time going out 180 00:10:18,162 --> 00:10:19,677 for your cousin to hijack the evening 181 00:10:19,754 --> 00:10:21,950 and turn our threesome date into a double date. 182 00:10:22,037 --> 00:10:24,031 - We're good. - He'll just ruin the whole thing. 183 00:10:24,108 --> 00:10:25,834 We're good. I sorted it. 184 00:10:25,911 --> 00:10:28,664 - Oh. Who? - Arabella. 185 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:29,747 - Arabella? - Arabella. 186 00:10:29,824 --> 00:10:31,474 How's she gonna keep him busy? Magic tricks? 187 00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:32,883 - Sorry, but... - Yeah, look, the man's... 188 00:10:32,902 --> 00:10:35,195 Look, the man's tall, all right? You have options, he's fine. 189 00:10:35,223 --> 00:10:37,103 - Why does he have to come? - What is the... 190 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:39,299 It's his last night. Why can't we reschedule? 191 00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:41,735 No, because if we reschedule, we'll just... 192 00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:44,536 keep making up excuses instead of doing something 193 00:10:44,612 --> 00:10:46,492 that could be really good for us. 194 00:10:47,806 --> 00:10:50,204 - What's her name again? - Alissa. 195 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:51,527 Let me see her? 196 00:10:55,565 --> 00:10:57,675 So sexy. 197 00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:59,756 Can we delete the app now? Look, I've got her number. 198 00:10:59,794 --> 00:11:01,031 All right, all right. 199 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:03,908 Unless you wanna keep it for some reason. 200 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,071 What? 201 00:11:09,547 --> 00:11:11,389 I'm sorry, that was unnecessary. 202 00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:12,808 No, I'm sorry, that was unnecessary. 203 00:11:12,866 --> 00:11:14,745 - Yeah, don't do that. - No, I know, I'm sorry. 204 00:11:14,822 --> 00:11:17,220 It's a random chapter, so... 205 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:20,653 "For many years, Tinsel Town has been the hangout 206 00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:23,856 due to its 24/7 availability and comfortable vibe. 207 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,487 It's the zero-effort birthday spot, 208 00:11:25,573 --> 00:11:29,045 second only to Nando's, and, of course, 209 00:11:29,131 --> 00:11:31,126 it's linking central for the new generation 210 00:11:31,203 --> 00:11:32,938 of hormone-inflated teens... 211 00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,463 who managed to save some of their EMA 212 00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:36,679 till the end of next week and wanna impress a girl 213 00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:40,515 with a chicken burger and a milkshake. So..." 214 00:11:40,592 --> 00:11:42,116 You made me download the thing, 215 00:11:42,193 --> 00:11:44,715 you made me go on it without you, right? 216 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,049 You're making me feel like some pervert. 217 00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:47,727 I want you to feel like you can do your thing. 218 00:11:47,746 --> 00:11:49,511 If I want to do my thing, I'd cancel the thing. 219 00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:51,467 I want you to feel free. 220 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,577 How's you forcing me to set up a threesome anything... 221 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,418 You're gonna stop all this winging and whining 222 00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:59,859 when you've got two women in your bed. 223 00:11:59,935 --> 00:12:01,988 You know she might not want to do anything, you know that? 224 00:12:02,017 --> 00:12:04,692 - I know. - Might just be a date. 225 00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:05,766 I know. 226 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:10,284 Heels, I think. Yeah? 227 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:18,598 "Tina, being in her 30s, 228 00:12:18,675 --> 00:12:21,159 couldn't quite understand why you, Terrell..." 229 00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:26,827 Okay. 230 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,905 - Date night... - Yeah... 231 00:12:31,987 --> 00:12:32,859 Is it nearby? 232 00:12:32,946 --> 00:12:35,458 how much you got left? 233 00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:37,702 I'm like two-thirds of the way through. 234 00:12:37,779 --> 00:12:40,014 - Yeah? - Gonna knock it out overnight. 235 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,574 Are you swayzin later? 236 00:12:42,651 --> 00:12:45,931 Oh, you know I can't socialize after I ejaculate, so... 237 00:12:46,008 --> 00:12:47,609 - I got work anyway. - All right, love. 238 00:12:47,686 --> 00:12:48,731 - All right. - Mwah. 239 00:12:48,808 --> 00:12:49,767 I'm proud of you, yeah? 240 00:12:49,844 --> 00:12:51,369 Turn your phone off. 241 00:12:51,446 --> 00:12:52,606 Turn it off. 242 00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:54,256 Bye, baby. 243 00:13:24,772 --> 00:13:26,968 - Damn! - I know. 244 00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:29,011 Please don't ruin our threesome. 245 00:13:29,088 --> 00:13:31,649 Simon, my bruh. 246 00:13:31,725 --> 00:13:33,912 The thing is, I don't even think you'd be that into Bella. 247 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,120 She's a bit... 248 00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:38,755 - What? - I don't know, she's sort of... 249 00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:41,076 she's a bit... a bit lost. 250 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,752 - Well, she's hot. - Yes, she is. 251 00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:45,833 - As are you. - Ahem. 252 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,825 Damn, cuz, you've come a long, long way. 253 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,350 Has he, now? Tell me more. 254 00:13:50,427 --> 00:13:54,742 Summer vacation, New York, the skinny years? 255 00:13:54,819 --> 00:13:58,377 We had to craft techniques, plans, speeches, 256 00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:00,017 just to get a girl to look at us. 257 00:14:00,094 --> 00:14:01,734 - Tell me more. - Hi! 258 00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:05,330 - Alissa! Hi. - Hi. 259 00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:07,287 It's so good to meet you. 260 00:14:26,352 --> 00:14:28,990 Eight years? 261 00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:30,706 Fuck! Eight years? 262 00:14:30,783 --> 00:14:32,826 - Eight years, yeah. - Really, eight? 263 00:14:32,902 --> 00:14:33,785 That's crazy! 264 00:14:33,862 --> 00:14:35,080 Oh my God, don't say it like that! 265 00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:36,719 - No, I just mean... - It makes me feel so old. 266 00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:37,736 Eight years is amazing. 267 00:14:37,822 --> 00:14:39,414 I can barely manage eight months. 268 00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:40,891 What do you mean? Why? 269 00:14:40,978 --> 00:14:43,337 I mean, I just think I like drama. 270 00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:45,926 It kind of follows me wherever I go. 271 00:14:46,013 --> 00:14:48,132 Couples that say they don't have drama, 272 00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:51,728 - it's all lies. - It's all lies? No. 273 00:14:51,805 --> 00:14:54,404 Yes. Even this. Deep down, I'm petrified. 274 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:55,881 But he said this was your idea. 275 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,080 Yeah, no, but I mean... 276 00:14:57,157 --> 00:15:00,072 I mean, that's why I was so desperate to meet you both. 277 00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:01,194 So cool. 278 00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:03,151 - Really? - Yeah. 279 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,270 You're so sweet, I was feeling so anxious. 280 00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:07,869 Oh, me too. To women with anxiety. 281 00:15:09,423 --> 00:15:10,909 To anxious women. 282 00:15:10,986 --> 00:15:12,300 And depression. 283 00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:14,784 I get quite deep depression. 284 00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:17,498 - Oh, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 285 00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:19,138 Well, if it means anything to you, 286 00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:21,459 I'm finding you very charming. 287 00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:23,012 And stunning. 288 00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:28,124 Yeah, you're stunning. 289 00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:38,280 Oh, are you new to the app as well? 290 00:15:38,357 --> 00:15:39,517 When did you join? 291 00:15:39,594 --> 00:15:41,273 Why did you think to do it? 292 00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:44,831 I'm generally kind of, uh... 293 00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:47,065 Wild? Are you a bit w... wild? 294 00:15:47,151 --> 00:15:48,628 Wild... 295 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:50,748 That works. 296 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,261 But hey, I did say I couldn't manage eight years 297 00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:55,064 even if I wanted to, so... 298 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:58,813 if I can't beat 'em, it's time I joined 'em, right? 299 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:04,616 - Hilarious, gosh. - Oh. Sorry, um... 300 00:16:07,848 --> 00:16:10,044 Hello? Oh, hi. 301 00:16:12,087 --> 00:16:13,842 Oh, uh, yeah, I'll be right there. 302 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,997 Sorry. 303 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,119 Is everything okay? 304 00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:20,277 My mum, she's not feeling well. 305 00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,876 So I've gotta go check on her. 306 00:16:22,952 --> 00:16:24,391 I'm so sorry, I hope she's okay. 307 00:16:24,468 --> 00:16:26,232 - Yeah. - I mean, it was so... 308 00:16:26,309 --> 00:16:27,949 It was lovely to meet you guys. 309 00:16:28,026 --> 00:16:31,028 Yeah, you too. Um, I mean, I'd love to, um... 310 00:16:34,864 --> 00:16:36,657 If there's anything we can do, like a cab or... 311 00:16:36,743 --> 00:16:38,537 No, but, um... 312 00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:40,215 maybe we could see each other again? 313 00:16:41,539 --> 00:16:42,737 He's got my number. 314 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,533 Do you think she's okay? 315 00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,024 Do you think maybe it's quite serious 316 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,807 and she's just playing it down because... 317 00:16:55,004 --> 00:16:55,963 Nothing. 318 00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:05,630 You know, I think I'll just leave you guys to it. 319 00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:08,584 I've got papers to mark and an early start, so... 320 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,902 Nice to hang out with you. 321 00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:14,098 - You okay? - Yeah. 322 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:16,582 Fine. I'll, um... I'll just get a cab. 323 00:17:40,357 --> 00:17:41,517 Hey! 324 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,950 Hey! It's about to go down! 325 00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:46,629 - My G! - What you sayin'? 326 00:17:46,705 --> 00:17:48,365 - How low can you go? Hey! - Okay, yeah. 327 00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:50,321 - How low can you go? Hey! - How low can you go? Hey! 328 00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,345 How low can you... 329 00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:55,299 What's up? 330 00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:58,176 Is that... And this is... Yeah, this is Derae. Yo. 331 00:17:58,262 --> 00:18:00,055 - Yo! Whassup? - Yeah. 332 00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:02,530 Oh, you kinda short. 333 00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:06,893 - Thank you. Where's Kat? - Gone. 334 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,581 - Excuse me? - Pissed her off again? 335 00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:10,845 - Yeah, but fuck all that. - Excuse me? Hi. 336 00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:13,281 Are you the girl who wrote Chronicles of a Fed Up Millennial? 337 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,326 Yeah, yeah. 338 00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:16,052 "He likes to play puppeteer to a broken doll, 339 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:17,941 - but doesn't actually know how to rescue anyone." 340 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:18,536 Yeah! 341 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,358 "More like rescuing a beef from a burger like... 342 00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:22,248 - "Whoa, beef! I mean..." - "Whoa, beef! I mean..." 343 00:18:22,276 --> 00:18:23,446 "If I didn't take you..." 344 00:18:23,475 --> 00:18:24,568 "...out of that bread in time," 345 00:18:24,588 --> 00:18:25,729 "someone could have eaten you!" 346 00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:27,465 I love you, cool. 347 00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:29,949 I love you, too. Can I take a picture, please? 348 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,061 Yeah, mate! 349 00:18:31,147 --> 00:18:33,583 Rollin' with a literary star like... 350 00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,137 Shut up. 351 00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:36,700 - Thanks. - Cool. Yeah, man. 352 00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:38,973 - We're waiting for the next one, yeah? - Gotcha. 353 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:42,934 Ooh, it's cold. 354 00:18:43,011 --> 00:18:44,449 Ah. This should help. 355 00:18:45,408 --> 00:18:47,969 Aww, saved. 356 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,527 Nice. 357 00:18:53,407 --> 00:18:54,922 Yeah, let's find a bar. 358 00:18:54,999 --> 00:18:58,039 - It's Thursday, remember. - Oh yeah. 359 00:19:04,196 --> 00:19:06,910 Make some noise, y'all! 360 00:19:06,987 --> 00:19:09,710 This is Karaoke Kingdom! 361 00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:13,422 Hip hop every fucking Thursday, make some noise! 362 00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:03,896 Yo, we got a goat in tonight! 363 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,172 Fucking pull up! 364 00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:08,049 I wanna hear you thump for a goat in the game! 365 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:10,427 The walls are falling down on shit! 366 00:20:10,437 --> 00:20:12,048 Nothing to Bella, yeah? 367 00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:32,265 Yo. 368 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,173 Bella, Bella, Bella! Yo, yo, yo! 369 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,130 This our new friend, uh... What's your name again? 370 00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:48,923 Tari... Tariq! 371 00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:51,081 And, uh, David is somewhere. 372 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,287 While you been out catching cancer with the cancer crew, 373 00:20:53,364 --> 00:20:55,004 we been catching joke! 374 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,837 - Si. Who's that? - What? Who? 375 00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:01,631 You know your boy, what you mean? 376 00:21:01,717 --> 00:21:04,354 Look, I... all I'm saying is, 377 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,471 I like Kat, I like the way she cooks. 378 00:21:07,548 --> 00:21:09,907 I can't eat her food with a dirty conscience. 379 00:21:09,984 --> 00:21:12,707 Don't worry for Kat, man. Kat thinks you're ugly. 380 00:21:12,784 --> 00:21:14,798 I don't care, it doesn't change the taste of the food. 381 00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:18,701 I don't, I think you're... I think you're unusual. 382 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,217 Unusual ain't bad. 383 00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:24,887 - Our secret, you see? - Bro? Shut the fuck up. 384 00:21:24,974 --> 00:21:28,570 My G, my G! Hey, David! 385 00:21:28,647 --> 00:21:31,284 My chap, my chappington! 386 00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,202 Yo, Tariq! Tariq! 387 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,804 My pleasure. 388 00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:37,077 Silver tequila? Are you a fucking commoner? 389 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:40,951 - No, I got work. - Right, right. 390 00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:44,874 All right. Right, right, right, right, right. 391 00:21:45,392 --> 00:21:46,945 To friends. 392 00:21:47,032 --> 00:21:50,024 - Some old, some new. - Right. 393 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,064 - And some fucking strangers. - Cheers! 394 00:21:54,819 --> 00:21:56,056 Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. 395 00:21:56,142 --> 00:21:59,096 - Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. - Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes. 396 00:24:09,564 --> 00:24:13,122 So, first of all, thank you. How are you feeling about it? 397 00:24:13,199 --> 00:24:15,558 Hm. Yeah, good. Good. 398 00:24:15,645 --> 00:24:17,639 Good. It's... It's really strong. 399 00:24:17,716 --> 00:24:21,159 What's here is... is... um, very, uh... 400 00:24:21,236 --> 00:24:24,276 Well, it becomes rather... abstract? 401 00:24:24,353 --> 00:24:28,745 Uh, and is this finished? How do you... I mean, is this... 402 00:24:29,829 --> 00:24:31,028 Where does it go? 403 00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:32,226 Yeah. 404 00:24:39,573 --> 00:24:42,018 the last few pages... 405 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:45,087 Toilet. 406 00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:09,188 So, the end... 407 00:25:10,348 --> 00:25:12,468 is... is fascintating. 408 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:14,664 I just... How does it tie in with the, um... 409 00:25:16,822 --> 00:25:17,819 Yeah. 410 00:25:19,296 --> 00:25:20,418 Are you okay? 411 00:25:22,135 --> 00:25:24,648 There is... There is blood, uh... dripping. 412 00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:31,006 Yeah, I, um... I think I'm feeling a bit... 413 00:25:32,042 --> 00:25:35,044 - Look, well, let's park this. - Is that okay? Yeah? 414 00:25:45,315 --> 00:25:47,665 Do you... Do you know where the station is, please? 415 00:25:47,751 --> 00:25:48,863 Which one? 416 00:25:49,985 --> 00:25:52,345 Do you know where Artillery Street is? 417 00:25:52,421 --> 00:25:53,419 Around here? 418 00:25:53,505 --> 00:25:55,385 Um, it's... it's, um... 419 00:25:55,462 --> 00:25:57,936 It's where... It's where, um... It's where I live. 420 00:25:58,022 --> 00:26:00,017 It's where the... um... 421 00:26:03,172 --> 00:26:04,649 Aren't you Arabella? 422 00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,251 I know you're Arabella. 423 00:26:06,327 --> 00:26:08,092 Chronicles of a Fed Up Millennial. 424 00:26:08,169 --> 00:26:09,128 Yeah, yeah. 425 00:26:09,205 --> 00:26:10,461 I'm sorry, I just think... 426 00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:12,801 I just think, like... you're... you're amazing. 427 00:26:12,887 --> 00:26:14,604 Like... 428 00:26:14,681 --> 00:26:17,280 That thing you wrote about dark-skinned girls and full lips 429 00:26:17,356 --> 00:26:20,636 and being free to wear whatever lipstick we want? 430 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:22,487 Yeah but honestly, honestly, sometimes it's like, 431 00:26:22,516 --> 00:26:24,952 Wait. Why do you care about my lipstick? 432 00:26:25,029 --> 00:26:28,548 There are children starving in Africa! 433 00:26:29,431 --> 00:26:31,186 Can I... Can I get a selfie? 434 00:26:31,263 --> 00:26:34,264 - Yeah! - I love you! 435 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,897 Do you know how I can get to... 436 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,258 Artillery Street? 437 00:26:40,939 --> 00:26:41,975 There's one. 438 00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:43,529 Thank you! 439 00:26:43,615 --> 00:26:45,207 Nice to meet you. 440 00:28:18,522 --> 00:28:20,095 I am a woman. Fitness comes in all sizes. 441 00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:22,118 I am a woman. Our hair is professional. 442 00:28:22,636 --> 00:28:25,034 Cool. How'd you smash your phone? 443 00:28:26,712 --> 00:28:29,186 - Belle. - I don't know. 444 00:28:30,865 --> 00:28:33,665 Our careers are different. You fiddle the keyboard. 445 00:28:33,905 --> 00:28:36,101 - You're sorted. - What's your career background? 446 00:28:36,178 --> 00:28:38,422 I was just expressing myself online, 447 00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:40,532 and people were like, "Why haven't you got a book? 448 00:28:40,618 --> 00:28:41,615 You should make a book." 449 00:28:41,692 --> 00:28:42,651 Exactly, yeah. 450 00:28:42,814 --> 00:28:46,526 An actor is reliant on other people's choices. 451 00:28:46,727 --> 00:28:48,127 Is that your real hair? 452 00:28:48,731 --> 00:28:50,688 Control what you can, no more, no less, innit? 453 00:28:52,922 --> 00:28:54,841 - How're you doing? - I'm great, as long 454 00:28:54,879 --> 00:28:57,679 - as I'm around people. - Flashbacks? 455 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,000 What do you do? 456 00:29:00,077 --> 00:29:02,110 I'm starting to write about my experiences. 457 00:29:02,196 --> 00:29:03,635 She's not fine. 458 00:29:03,712 --> 00:29:05,706 If you aren't looking for it, you ain't gonna see it. 459 00:29:05,754 --> 00:29:08,507 Your blood pressure. 460 00:29:09,389 --> 00:29:11,825 - Back in the room. I'm sorry. - You will need to monitor that. 461 00:29:11,902 --> 00:29:13,503 - What? Oh. - Your blood pressure. 462 00:29:14,501 --> 00:29:16,716 - Double clap! - You ever get that feeling 463 00:29:16,735 --> 00:29:17,934 that someone's right for you? 464 00:29:18,021 --> 00:29:19,814 But you're not yet right for that person? 465 00:29:20,418 --> 00:29:22,154 You can't walk around taking drinks from strangers... 466 00:29:22,173 --> 00:29:24,245 You didn't have a problem when I took a drink from you. 467 00:29:24,609 --> 00:29:26,930 I wanted to report something. 468 00:29:27,007 --> 00:29:28,167 Who did you talk to? 469 00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,085 I just wanted to forget about it. 470 00:29:31,121 --> 00:29:34,564 Am I too late serve this tribe called women? 471 00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:38,074 There is so much injustice. 472 00:29:40,318 --> 00:29:41,872 My job is to speak the truth. 473 00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,233 Thought you were writing about consent... 474 00:29:47,626 --> 00:29:48,911 I don't understand it. 475 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:51,549 I do.